Velvet Assassin Review by Shummyr:
Name of Game: Velvet Assassin
Publisher: SouthPeak Interactive
Release Date: 4/28/2009
Genre: Action, Adventure
Overall Rating: 1.0
Platforms: XBox 360 and PC
Lets start out by stating this game is possibly the worst game I have ever played/reviewed!!!
You're a British Secret Agent who has to destroy and assassinate key political and military targets.
The AI in the game is so dumb, but dead-on when they go to shoot you. Her sneaking thing is sluggish and inconsistent, the hype was worth it but the game was a huge letdown.
There's not a very big selection of weapons and ammo is scarce at best. Its extremely difficult, slow and tedious. The graphics are horrible, and I've seen better PS1 and Gameboy games that were more interactive and fun.
Now you are probably asking would I buy this game? No, I would not because the gameplay is horrible, the controls are sluggish, or plain flat do not work. As mentioned above, the sneaking thing is terrible and the enemies can see you as if you were walking up to them and ammo is nearly in non-existant.
The levels are the same and repetitive, all you do is find the shiny key and complete the objectives over and over.
Note: This review was based on the XBox 360 version
Shummyr (Desert Rat Game Review)
- Graphics, gameplay, terrible and repetitive story.
- Scarce guns and ammos
- Bad graphics and controls are non existant
Graphics - 1.0 - Terrible. I've Seen Better PS1 and Gameboy games!
Sound - 1.0
Gameplay - 1.0 - Terrible Graphics and Controls. The sneaking thing does not work at all.. You could walk up to the enemies and it would be the same thing.
Fun Factor - 1.0 - Negative, the worst game I have ever played, it deserves negative 10.
Online - N/A
Overall - 1.0 (out of 10 / not an average)
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